In the US, most Utopian visions seem to lean towards Libertarianism. Minimal government, low taxes, where a man is free to live his life as he pleases. I, the Philoso4King, was born and bred in Canada, and as such have a different, more socialist vision. I believe this cultural difference is due [...]
March 22, 2008
Categories: Essays . . Author: Philoso4King . Comments: Leave a Comment
I, the Philosos4King, propose the following to combat the rampant abuse of illicit drugs and the rise of gang violence.
Background:
From 1920 to 1933 the United States banned the legal sale of alcohol. However, by all accounts, this did little to stem the flow of alcohol sales. By some estimates, alcohol consumption actually rose [...]
March 22, 2008
Categories: Laws . Tags: drugs, gangs, guns, law, Neo Freedonia, organized crime, violence . Author: Philoso4King . Comments: Leave a Comment
Is citizenship open to everyone?
Well, almost.
Loudmouthed idiots, spammers and enemy agents need not apply.
Perhaps I should clarify that.
Loudmouths like Michael Moore, Harlan Ellison and Dave Sim are highly welcome. We need loudmouths.
Idiots who can’t be bothered to vote, who can name their entire sports team but can’t name their own politicians, or people who [...]
March 22, 2008
Categories: Citizenship . Tags: agents, Citizenship, idiot, loudmouth, Neo Freedonia, spammer . Author: Philoso4King . Comments: Leave a Comment
So how does on become a citizen of Neo Freedonia?
After careful consideration, giving the matter all the serious thought it deserves, or at least feeling it’s a good idea at the time, you too can become a citizen of Neo Freedonia.
Neo Freedonia is a fully participatory democracy. As a citizen, you have the full [...]
March 22, 2008
Categories: Citizenship, FAQ . . Author: Philoso4King . Comments: Leave a Comment
Freedonia was the nation from the Marx Brothers film Duck Soup. It seemed somehow an appropriate name for this mad enterprise. “Neo” was added to our nation’s name to properly differentiate it from the film.
March 22, 2008
Categories: FAQ . Tags: Duck Soup, Freedonia, Marx Brothers . Author: Philoso4King . Comments: Leave a Comment
Who is the Philoso4King?
Who cares, next question.
No really, Who is the Philoso4King?
According to Christianity, I am the spiritual child of the most high God. Just like everyone else.
According to evolution, I am pond scum with the benefit of a few million years of random mutation and natural selection. Just like everyone else.
Perhaps I [...]
March 22, 2008
Categories: FAQ . Tags: Philoso4King . Author: Philoso4King . Comments: Leave a Comment
“Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Hermann Hesse. Hardly anybody understands Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.”
— Principia Discordia
Modern life is complex. We each have wide varieties of roles in our lives. Mother, Father, Worker, Citizen, Student, Consumer, Artist…
Yet we each have one limiting factor – time. We only get 24 [...]
March 22, 2008
Categories: Proclaimations . Tags: Neo Freedonia, Proclamation, Utopia . Author: Philoso4King . Comments: Leave a Comment