China

China will be the next global superpower. They will lead the world in military might, economic power and science & technology.
This is not a good thing.
China has repeatedly shown contempt for democracy. They are brutally oppressive against Tibet. They have clearly indicated a willingness to use military might to assume dominance of [...]

The United States of America

Status:
The USA has peeked as a global power.
On September 11, 2001 the US was victim to a monumentally tragic crime that cost the lives of 3000 people. The entire world has shocked and mourned with them. The entire world lined up behind the US. We would have followed them anywhere to bring [...]

Democratic Socialism

In the US, most Utopian visions seem to lean towards Libertarianism. Minimal government, low taxes, where a man is free to live his life as he pleases. I, the Philoso4King, was born and bred in Canada, and as such have a different, more socialist vision. I believe this cultural difference is due [...]

Proposed Law: Strategy to Address Problems of Narcotic Abuse and Gang Violence.

I, the Philosos4King, propose the following to combat the rampant abuse of illicit drugs and the rise of gang violence.
Background:
From 1920 to 1933 the United States banned the legal sale of alcohol. However, by all accounts, this did little to stem the flow of alcohol sales. By some estimates, alcohol consumption actually rose [...]

Citizenship Continued

Is citizenship open to everyone?
Well, almost.
Loudmouthed idiots, spammers and enemy agents need not apply.
Perhaps I should clarify that.
Loudmouths like Michael Moore, Harlan Ellison and Dave Sim are highly welcome. We need loudmouths.
Idiots who can’t be bothered to vote, who can name their entire sports team but can’t name their own politicians, or people who [...]

Citizenship

So how does on become a citizen of Neo Freedonia?

After careful consideration, giving the matter all the serious thought it deserves, or at least feeling it’s a good idea at the time, you too can become a citizen of Neo Freedonia.
Neo Freedonia is a fully participatory democracy. As a citizen, you have the full [...]

Freedonia

Freedonia was the nation from the Marx Brothers film Duck Soup. It seemed somehow an appropriate name for this mad enterprise. “Neo” was added to our nation’s name to properly differentiate it from the film.

Who is the Philoso4King?

Who is the Philoso4King?
Who cares, next question.
No really, Who is the Philoso4King?
According to Christianity, I am the spiritual child of the most high God. Just like everyone else.
According to evolution, I am pond scum with the benefit of a few million years of random mutation and natural selection. Just like everyone else.
Perhaps I [...]

Proclamation

“Everybody understands Mickey Mouse. Few understand Hermann Hesse. Hardly anybody understands Einstein. And nobody understands Emperor Norton.”
— Principia Discordia

Modern life is complex. We each have wide varieties of roles in our lives. Mother, Father, Worker, Citizen, Student, Consumer, Artist…
Yet we each have one limiting factor – time. We only get 24 [...]